Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Baseball " and green text reading

" and green text reading "COSTA MESA

Bold white all-caps text curves around the hand

Stanley Spadowski's mop got the last word

Inspired by The Other Guys

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Baseball " and green text readingParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming