America 250 - Unisex Tank Top hannibal Britain had the greatest military

Britain had the greatest military on earth

The feedback loop of equine terror is somehow both the stupidest and most perfectly engineered gag in parody history

it embodied the postwar American fascination with Polynesian escapism

and a microphone stand

America 250 - Unisex Tank Top hannibal Britain had the greatest militaryTwo hundred and fifty years in, and we're still the only country that celebrates its birthday by day drinking on an eagle. The bar has been set, and somehow it keeps getting higher. The Details: A massive stylized "250" in flowing silver calligraphic numerals anchors the design, with a colonial era Founding Father in a tricorn hat and blue coat riding a bald eagle while raising two frothing beer mugs skyward. Red and blue fireworks burst outward